Friday, April 10, 2009

Friday Funnies


It is Friday!!! Today I am joining in on the fun at Kim's for Funny Friday. For more laughs and smiles to your day click here.
God Is Busy
If you don't know God, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!


A United States Marine was attending some college
courses between assignments. He had completed missions
in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a
professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came
in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you
are real then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 min.' The lecture room fell silent. You
could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed,
'Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting.'

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the
Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out
cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there,
silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat
there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came
to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,
'What in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you
do that?'
The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today
protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right
to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.'

The classroom erupted in cheers!

14 comments:

DeeDee said...

I love that....
Have a wonderful GOOD FRIDAY!!!
love you

Saleslady371 said...

Those marines are tough! Have a wonderful Good Friday. Your blog is great!

The Real Me! said...

Woo! Hoo! Amen to that!! Too funny.
Thanks for joining in!!
See you soon and have a great weekend!!
HUGS.

Laura said...

Oh that gave me goosebumps! Thanks for sharing.

Have a great weekend! :)

Raise Them Up said...

That's a pretty cool story!

Somedays I really have to wonder how some folks get into the teaching roles they do.

It's a sobering thought to think of the influence some may have on my children! Here's a prayer that we all raise up Soldiers like this for the Lord.

Grammy said...

That was great! Have a wonderful week.

Kelly said...

That was awesome!! ROFL!! Have a blessed Easter!

Laurie Ann said...

I love it! Funny how God uses people. grin! Happy Easter!

Marsha said...

Whoa-Whoo!! Way to go! Loved it. Thanks.

Debra said...

Darlene,

I LOVE IT!!! And I would have loved to have seen it! Happy Friday, sweet friend and may you have a wonderful Easter!

Denise said...

Funny, lol

Jenny said...

That is funny! Have a great Easter weekend!

Jen

Becca~TimeWellSpent said...

Love it! I've read this before but can't remember where. Thanks for posting it!

Sherry said...

Great storY!:D