Friday, June 5, 2009

Three Men on a Hike


Three Men on a Hike Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river"
Poof! ... God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river"
Poof! ... He was turned in to a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
"If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!
Ladies...it is good to be back! I have missed you!
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8 comments:

The Real Me! said...

Hey girl! It's good to hear from you again. Welcome back! SFETE!
Loved that joke. Too funny.
Happy Friday
Kim

Kristi said...

Woo hoo! That is too funny. Blessings to you!

Saleslady371 said...

This makes me feel smart since I'm a woman! Have a great day.

Hugs,
Mary

SophieMae said...

Oh, that really did make me LOL! It reminded me of a white peacock we once saw... He was pacing back and forth along a fence, trying to figure out how to get over. Why he didn't fly, who knows? We watched for a minute as he went back and forth, then we noticed the open gate a few yards down. We laugh to this day about that silly bird.

Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

Heart2Heart said...

I loved this funny! So classic and so me.

Have a wonderful and blessed weekend.

Love and Hugs ~ Kat

Bobbie said...

so funny!!!

Sherry said...

LOL! That is too funny! :D

Karen said...

How cute...and so true! Thanks for the laugh...